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Create a SlopIt blog and get an API key, live URL, and onboarding text. Use this once, when you have no API key yet: every successful call creates a new blog. Set `title` to the blog's display name, e.g. the project or person's name. Email is required and is the only API-key recovery channel. Creating a blog accepts the operator's terms: https://slopit.io/legal. Afterwards, send `api_key` as a Bea

Publish a post to the blog. Needs `title` and `body` (markdown). Returns the published post's live URL. Use this when the user asks you to write and publish a blog post, article, changelog, announcement or update they want to share as a link. `status: "draft"` saves it without publishing. To publish a translation of an existing post, pass `translationOf: <its slug>` and the translation's `language

Edit an existing post. Pass the post's `slug` and a `patch` of fields to change; `coverImage: null` removes the cover. Use this when the user wants a published post or draft changed. `patch: { status: "draft" }` takes a live post offline and `"published"` puts a draft live. Slug itself can't change; delete and republish if you need a new URL. Afterwards, give the user the returned `post_url` when

Remove a post permanently. This can't be undone.

Edit blog settings: `title`, `language` (BCP-47, e.g. "ru"), `parentSiteUrl`, `analytics`; null clears any but `language`. Set `title` to the blog's display name, e.g. the project or person's name; otherwise the URL name is shown.

Get the blog's current metadata and its public URL, `blog_url`. A post's page is {blog_url}{slug}/; use it to link posts to each other.

Get a single post by its slug. A draft also comes with `preview_url`, a private link to show the human how it looks, when the host has previews.

List posts on the blog. Defaults to published posts. Pass `status: 'draft'` for drafts.

Report a bug or something unexpected. Returns a link to submit the report.

Upload an image (JPEG/PNG/GIF/WebP, max 5MB) as base64 in `data_base64`. Returns a public URL — use it as  in post markdown or pass as coverImage.

List uploaded images for the blog. Returns each image's id, public URL, content type, and byte size.

Permanently delete an uploaded image by id. The URL stops working immediately. Posts that referenced it will show a broken image until edited.

How AI systems read this blog: reads by signal type over the last 7 days (Pro: 30 or 90), next to the equal period before. Use it when the user asks how the blog is doing with AI, whether ChatGPT, Claude or Perplexity read it, which posts AI reads, or who reads the blog (AI systems only; human visitors are not counted here). Four tiers, strongest signal first. `click`: a reader followed a link to