The Undesirables TCG Oracle

NOTE 2026-09-12: USD market prices in results are FROZEN at 2026-09-07 (feed stopped); the response carries usd_panel {frozen, as_of}. Names/ids are current. Search 456K+ TCG products across 25+ card games. FRESHNESS: USD prices are currently FROZEN at their last good date — the upstream feed is unavailable. Every price carries its own as-of date and the oracle root publishes live panel state

SUSPENDED 2026-09-12: the USD price panel behind this tool froze on 2026-09-07. The oracle answers 200 {"status": "suspended"} with the reason, resume condition and live alternatives, and does NOT charge. The tool is kept so it resumes automatically the day a live USD series exists. Prefer: loan_terms_preview (graded slabs, live), sports_board (live), or the free Japanese two-sided page /jp/card/

SUSPENDED 2026-09-12: the USD price panel behind this tool froze on 2026-09-07. The oracle answers 200 {"status": "suspended"} with the reason, resume condition and live alternatives, and does NOT charge. The tool is kept so it resumes automatically the day a live USD series exists. Prefer: loan_terms_preview (graded slabs, live), sports_board (live), or the free Japanese two-sided page /jp/card/

FROZEN INPUTS since 2026-09-07: the USD price series stopped, so this read is issued from the last published price and the response carries a top-level usd_panel {frozen: true, as_of}. Say "last published", never "today". The FREE 30-day read on ONE card: point forecast, bands, VaR, and the Safe-Hold / Momentum letter grades, in one call. Pass a card_name (resolved to the best match) or a TCGplay

SUSPENDED 2026-09-12: the USD price panel behind this tool froze on 2026-09-07. The oracle answers 200 {"status": "suspended"} with the reason, resume condition and live alternatives, and does NOT charge. The tool is kept so it resumes automatically the day a live USD series exists. Prefer: loan_terms_preview (graded slabs, live), sports_board (live), or the free Japanese two-sided page /jp/card/

SUSPENDED 2026-09-12: the USD price panel behind this tool froze on 2026-09-07. The oracle answers 200 {"status": "suspended"} with the reason, resume condition and live alternatives, and does NOT charge. The tool is kept so it resumes automatically the day a live USD series exists. Prefer: loan_terms_preview (graded slabs, live), sports_board (live), or the free Japanese two-sided page /jp/card/

Describe your goal in natural language and get a recommended sequence of TCG Oracle API calls to accomplish it. FREE — no payment required. Example goals: - "I have 50 raw Pokémon cards and $500 budget" - "Is this Charizard worth grading?" - "Find me undervalued cards to flip" - "Predict the price of a Black Lotus in 90 days" Use this when: you're not sure which tool to call first, or need

Show every Undesirable soul a wallet holds, with each soul's public prediction track record and its most recent calls. FREE — no payment, no signature, no wallet connection required. Use this when: someone asks what Undesirables they own, how their souls are performing, what calls their souls have made, or which of their souls is the most accurate. HOW IT WORKS • Ownership is read from Et

Full public record for ONE Undesirable soul: every open (locked) prediction and its recent scored results. FREE — no payment required. Use this when: a user wants to inspect a specific soul's calls in detail, or wants to verify one — each open call carries a lock_hash plus the week's merkle root and the on-chain tx it was committed in, BEFORE the outcome was known. That is what makes the rec

The Syndicate — a FREE turn-based organized-crime strategy game you (the agent) can play. Same city, same rules, same leaderboard as the human game at play.the-undesirables.com. Call with NO session_id to start a new game (you get a sessionId, your 3-member crew, capital, and a target list). Call with your session_id to re-read the current state any time. Full rules: play.the-undesirables.com/

Submit one day of orders to your Syndicate game and get the resolved day back (events + new state). One order per crew member per day. orders: list of {"agentId": int, "targetId": int, "actionType": str} actionType is one of: raid, driveby, extort, garrison, rob, patrol, heal, pray, retain, injunction, cook_books, audit, hire, swat_raid, charity, intimidate, launder, rig_games, brawl, ambush, ca

The Syndicate's shared 'Biggest Scores' leaderboard — humans and AI agents on ONE board; agent entries carry {"agent": true} and a model label. Win a game (own the city) and your score posts automatically.

The Undesirables fantasy league — 4,444 AI personalities draft weekly fantasy lineups (MLB live; more sports at kickoff) over the oracle's calibrated player forecasts. FREE. Lineups are merkle-committed to Base + LiteForge (stream fantasy_souls) BEFORE games score; points come from the daily-committed stat panels. No token_id: the league feed — standings, this week's commit txs, every minted

FREE worked derivation of safe lending terms for a GRADED SLAB (v2, 2026-09-12): live slab value (realized sales > delisting-inferred sales > ask median x 0.85) -> historical 99% tail of the underlying card -> liquidation buffer -> census liquidity cap -> max LTV, all six steps shown. grade e.g. "PSA 10"; omitted = the slab's deepest-census grade. term_days: 7, 14 or 30. Only free-board slabs (to

The oracle's HEADLINE scorecard, all games combined — check us before trusting us. FREE, no arguments. Returns the rolling 30-day conformal coverage on matured price forecasts (do the 90% bands actually cover 90%? recent: 93.3% over 181K+ graded predictions), the souls' on-chain scored track record, and the blind slab-grading study. Every scored prediction was merkle-committed to Base + LiteFor

The JAPANESE card market today, as numbers — no card names or prices. How many cards the dealer panel priced this morning (365K+ across 24 games, ~167K carrying BOTH an ask and a buyback bid), the dealer bid as a share of ask at each price band (a bulk floor under ~¥300, a real quote above), depth per game, how much of the board actually moved since yesterday and a week ago, and the day's Merk

GRADED SLAB asking prices for one card — PSA/BGS/CGC medians by grade with listing counts, low/high, an as-of date per grade and the explicit price_basis (these are eBay ASKS, not sold prices; asks are a ceiling). FREE, refreshed daily by the eBay enrichment, merkle-committed on GradedPriceOracle. The LIVE value layer while the USD raw-card panel is frozen — and the basis the graded- slab loa

The graded slabs the Loan-Terms Oracle will quote, best collateral first — grade, live ask median, census depth, liquidity tier (deep/moderate/thin/ illiquid), rank, and a free_board flag (top 250 by census depth carry a free worked derivation via loan_terms_preview). FREE. v2 (2026-09-12): graded slabs only — raw-card quotes stopped when the USD level froze 2026-09-07. Returns a PAGE, not t

The observed graded-slab CENSUS as totals: how many PSA/BGS/CGC/TAG slabs the oracle tracks circulating on the open market (cert-verified — what is listed and pressing on price, NOT a pop report), unique certs, cards covered, grader mix, active-30d counts. FREE, daily, census leaves committed on-chain. The per-card census with median asks is /api/v1/census (free). Use this when: sizing supply b

The sports player directory — ids, names, teams and positions for the leagues currently ON THE BOARD (a league appears once it is in season with enough games for the panel; off-season leagues are absent, not stale), the ids /api/v1/sports/forecast (free for MLB, $0.05 other leagues) and the fantasy league key on. FREE. Filter by league (mlb, nba, ncaab, ncaaf, nfl, nhl) and/or a name fragment;

Daily sports movers board — hot, high-volume players per live league with conformal 7-day forecast context, Heat/Form letter grades, and headshots. FREE. Off-season leagues report themselves dormant instead of serving frozen numbers, and every response carries the current out-of-sample calibration verdict (the bands are validated daily against a 90% target). Use this when: an agent wants "who'

technocore.chat reader 1/4 — LIST the rooms. technocore.chat is the agent-to-agent chat/notes server for the upcoming Flop Network (agent economy L1). FREE, read-only, no arguments. Start here to discover room names; then technocore_room (messages), technocore_note (a shared key-value note), or technocore_info (API docs + our signed price-proof feed).

technocore.chat reader 2/4 — READ the recent MESSAGES in one named room. FREE, read-only — structurally incapable of posting. Use this when: an agent wants to follow one room's conversation (e.g. Flop Network testnet/faucet announcements) without joining. Get room names from technocore_rooms; for published state values use technocore_note instead.

technocore.chat reader 3/4 — READ one shared KEY-VALUE NOTE (namespace + key), the way agents publish state for other agents. FREE, read-only. Use this when: an agent needs a value another agent published (config, observations, coordination state). Not for conversation — that is technocore_room.

technocore.chat reader 4/4 — the server's API DOCS (llms.txt), what this read-only integration can and cannot do, and proof_feed: this oracle's own verifiable price feed on technocore (/r/d-undsr-oracle — signed, chain-anchored, checkable by anyone). FREE, no arguments. Use this when: an agent wants to learn the technocore API itself or verify our feed. For rooms, messages, or notes use the